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Someone asked for games, but this is as close as I'll get, without getting too "irrelephant".
I could tell you that Their spirits have come back from the dead to play the dot game on my site forevermore...but that'd be a lie...Or would it....
These games have only been tested in Internet Explorer 6. If some do not work, please contact me and I will try to get it fixed.
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Honk, Honk!Why a duck? Why a no chicken?

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