Dedicated to the wit and comedy of Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, and Gummo

"And now for something completely different..."
Something new...to this site anyway. instead of my interests, this page will be strictly for jokes, gags, games, and random information that I can't cram anywhere else.

Quarterly Top 10 Top 10 Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden. He actually *does* have your tongue. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch. Cyanide pawprints all over the house. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM." Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?" Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldgerg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper. Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose. You find a piece of paper labelled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT." Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines. From Poddy's

And now... A Bit of Fun... You just try to stay standing How Good Are Your Table Manners, Really? Dr. No's Fun Site Weebl's Stuff Jason's Collection of funny Shockwaves Footy Footy Footy The Big Red Button Create your own snowflake When Graphic artists get bored..... Weekly Filmwise Invisibles. Can you name the movie? Need a friend? Or just a stress reliever? Meet the Mouse Bunny... How much will your name score in scrabble? Two Fish in a tank.... Oracle of Bacon The Great Jason Steele's Website. Home of Charlie the Unicorn, The Cloak, and Spatula Madness. Onslaught That poor lonely rabbit. WARNING! FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Me? Why the hell would you want to know anything about me? Anyway, My myspace profile about sums it up.

Favorite Phrases That I Have Overused Recently I quit! Its OK now, I'm here! What a twist! It is a mystery! ONOES! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS! You Bastard! OH! You're no fun anymore! YOUR MOTHER! MY MOTHER! Oh, intercourse the penguin! I bet you do. There are more than 100 elements, but you know what the most important element is? The element of surprise...BOO! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I'm in my own little world...but its okay, they know me here. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Filthy, Stinking, Rich, well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway. Before you criticize someone, you should always walk a mile in their shoes, that way, by the time you decide to say anything, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.